Neal: How's your acid reflux?Veronica: How's your HPV?Neal: It's your HPV, Veronica, I'm just carrying it.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via louiswstyles)
"Every part of me says ‘go ahead’.
I got my hopes up again, oh no… not again.
Feels like we only go backwards darling.”